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Greetings From Blackthorne City!
Greeting From the Diamond Republic!
Trin Powah
UNU Quality
As Fun As Crystallius's Advertising Was Forced
Get NaNed!
Cursed Wheels
mUNUn
MTS: Defying the laws of Minecraft since 2018.
UNU? More like UwU
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff!
Trin vs UNU vs DVC vs MMM vs DAM
(Another nonsense Trin intensifies)
Drive it til' it dies!
Crystallius: 5 tones super convertible ultra luxury 8x8 biturbine offroading monster-truck pickup
DVC Quality and Reliability
Diamond Vehicle Corporation is ran by furries
Diamond Vehicle Corporation: By Furries, For Furries
With permanent restraining orders torwards xdg22!
Couch-Car: You know you want it.
Couch-Car: Just sittin' in the engine.
Couch-Car: Unlimited Power
DVC Fox 601: Definitely not a Trabant.
[insert navy seal copypasta]
DAM: We will have a car eventually.
DVC: Vehicles that will last a lifetime
OwO, what's this? Notices your DVC.
DVC D-Series: Definitely not a square-body Chevy
DVC: Can't forget the D.
IVV: I'll add something other than stickers eventually!
DVC Small Block Engines: Definitely not Chevy small block engines
DVC Small Block Engines: 'Ode to the Chevy Small Blocks
Greeting from TCGAD!
DAM Power & Strength
Hollie? More like thot
DAM is ran by an insane but yet somehow calm person
MMM: Needs some updates
Radostin is the best insurance moneymaker!
DLVD: Making piston parks since 2019 *Crashes another car and another explosion follows*
DAM T601R: Denitiely not a fast Trabant
DAM T601R: You asked for it! *Blows own engine and tires to score a win*
DAM V-Series: Definitely not a 2005 Chevy Silverado 3500
DAM Stricken-S1: LMFAO
Chuga Lug
IngUNUity
It's UNUsable
Did it break? If so, then blame Egglanoir.
Immersive Vehicles?  I thought this was MTS...
9ed6f7192b67458794c54656ed6644f8; the biggest hoe in town!
Now with 50% fewer randomly exploding cars!
Piston Powered Vehicles!
Sure you can take off, but can you LAND the plane?
Landing - You can always go around!
Did you remember to set the parking brake?
Bad time intensifies.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
When can we get a Couch Plane?
Moskau, there is a burning fire, that never will expire, deep in your soul.
Shapebox Fuckery: A very fun thing to do
DAM son. Where'd you find this?
DVC Makes tough vehicles. They're tougher than *Diamonds*
Played by cowboys!
The Couch-Car is technically a "luxury" vehicle.
MTS stands for "Meet the Spy"
Wheels sold separately.
IV is buggier than an ant farm.
Better than IR.
RTFM
IV isn't your average mod.
Don't piss of Don_Lemmy
Don't piss off Aunuli
Don't piss of Emerald Lee Tiger
Don't go to ThePlushTux's base, it's heavily polluted.
Come visit Femerald at the Temple of OwO. She will be waiting for you.
There are approximately 36 Emerald Tiger sized and shaped dents in the walls of the Temple of OwO.
Jim's Base on TRAIN CLassic is not OSHA Approved
873116ffaa57492b9ce94082a3d971ba; the worst friend ever!
Give Egglanoir power, and with it, he breaks the world
The KFC Machine: Can kill the wither in an instant
The KFC Machine: A massive chicken/mob cooker turned Mekanism laser array
Lessons of the KFC Machine: Never give Egglanoir lasers
Did you make sure that the reverse gear is selected instead of drive while backing out of a garage?
Have you used any quality UNU parts lately?
27b2034edc974211abde8c286a73d742; guaranteed to be the lamest person you've met!
Heart-stopping quality! 
Heart-stopping quality! [NOT UNU]
Heart-stopping quality! [NOT IVV]
