Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get MTS
Greetings From Blackthorne City!
Greeting From the Diamond Republic!
Trin Powah
UNU Quality
MURIKA, F**K YEAH!
Change, my dear...
As Fun As Crystallius's Advertising Was Forced
Get NaNed!
Cursed Wheels
mUNUn
MTS: Defying the laws of Minecraft since 2018.
Donkey!
UNU? More like UwU
Should not be played while driving
Come on, strike me down, Zeus! You don't have the balls-
Should only be played while driving if juggling
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff!
Trin vs UNU vs DVC vs MMM vs DAM
What the FUCK, Richard?
(Another nonsense Trin intensifies)
Drive it til' it dies!
Crystallius: 5 tones super convertible ultra luxury 8x8 biturbine offroading monster-truck pickup
DVC Quality and Reliability
get got
UNU Trio: r/ATBGE!
UNU Trio: Hated by every grandma!
UNU Trio: The worst UNU vehicle ever
Diamond Vehicle Corporation is ran by furries
Diamond Vehicle Corporation: By Furries, For Furries
Couch-Car: You know you want it.
Couch-Car: Just sittin' in the engine.
Couch-Car: Unlimited Power
Better than doing Electrical tasks!
DVC Fox 601: Definitely not a Trabant.
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...
[insert navy seal copypasta]
DAM: We will have a car eventually.
DVC: Vehicles that will last a lifetime
What did you just say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.
OwO, what's this? Notices your DVC.
Blimey, get a girlfriend Jeff.
DVC D-Series: Definitely not a square-body Chevy
DVC: Can't forget the D.
IVV: I'll add something other than stickers eventually!
DVC Small Block Engines: Definitely not Chevy small block engines
DVC Small Block Engines: 'Ode to the Chevy Small Blocks
Greeting from TCGAD!
DAM Power & Strength
DAM is ran by an insane but yet somehow calm person
MMM: Needs some updates
Radostin is the best insurance moneymaker!
DLVD: Making piston parks since 2019 *Crashes another car and another explosion follows*
DAM T601R: Denitiely not a fast Trabant
DAM T601R: You asked for it! *Blows own engine and tires to score a win*
DAM V-Series: Definitely not a 2005 Chevy Silverado 3500
DAM Stricken-S1: LMFAO
Chuga Lug
IngUNUity
life is spoon, i am fork
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY, I MISSED THE REST STOP LONG AGOO~
It's UNUsable
Did it break? If so, then blame Egglanoir.
Immersive Vehicles?  I thought this was MTS...
Holliebrine; Dumbest Bitch in town
Now with 50% fewer randomly exploding cars!
ooh no, herbie's license plate...
Piston Powered Vehicles!
Sure you can take off, but can you LAND the plane?
Landing - You can always go around!
Did you remember to set the parking brake?
Bad time intensifies.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
When can we get a Couch Plane?
1.21 JIGGAWATTS!?
Moskau, there is a burning fire, that never will expire, deep in your soul.
Shapebox Fuckery: A very fun thing to do
DAM son. Where'd you find this?
DVC Makes tough vehicles. They're tougher than *Diamonds*
﻿Played by cowboys!
The creeper is a spy!
You're going too fast!
You're going too slow!
UNU Quality!
IVV Quantity!
UNU Quality (But we like IVV more.)
IVV Quantity (But we like UNU more.)
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff!
An illusion! What are you hiding?
The Couch-Car is technically a "luxury" vehicle.
I don't wanna go...
MTS stands for "Meet the Spy"
Wheels sold separately.
0118-999-881-999-119-725... 3!
Cannot be played by Dr. Bright under any circumstances.
IV is buggier than an ant farm.
Better than IR.
RTFM
RTFM!
RTFM!!
RTFM?!
RTFM?
RTFM.
IV isn't your average mod.
nyeetbzzt
Don't piss off Don_Lemmy
UNU: It just works.
It just works.
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Don't piss off Aunuli
Don't piss off Emerald Lee Tiger
Don't go to ThePlushTux's base, it's heavily polluted.
Come visit Femerald at the Temple of OwO. She will be waiting for you.
There are approximately 36 Emerald Tiger sized and shaped dents in the walls of the Temple of OwO.
Jim's Base on TRAIN CLassic is not OSHA Approved
tritheist; "Hoes Before Bros"
Give Egglanoir power, and with it, he breaks the world
The KFC Machine: Can kill the wither in an instant
The KFC Machine: A massive chicken/mob cooker turned Mekanism laser array
Lessons of the KFC Machine: Never give Egglanoir lasers
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Guaranteed to make more paperclips!
Did you make sure that the reverse gear is selected instead of drive while backing out of a garage?
Did you put it in REVERSE instead of DRIVE while backing out!?
Have you used any quality UNU parts lately?
MINECRAFT? (NOT CLICKBAIT!) (20XX)
xdg22; guaranteed to vandalize your things!
Heart-stopping quality! 
Call an ambulance, but not for me!
Sure, you drive well on a flat world, but what about offroading?
Sure, you drift well on a flat world, but what about in a city?
Slam Bam, thank you Ma'am!
As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
Boo, nobody likes cowboys!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
eat my fuck bitch
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
OpenGL 2.1 (if supported)!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, /v/!
Woo, r/immersivevehicles!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Albuquerque!
I'll fix your wagon for the next 5 minutes...
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
JOEL
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Привет Россия!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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§kFUNKY LOL
Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Now Java 8!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
I have yet to see one that can outsmart boolet.
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Well, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air...
Now you're doin' the sponge!
