vorp vorp
i am TARDIS 
Freshly produced by Teab02
i like fish fingers
you are lookin good today
EXTERMINATE
Beep Boop
Oh my giddy aunt!
Reverse the polarity!
Would you like a jelly baby?
Gallifrey Stands!
Fantastic!
Allons-y!
Geronimo!
Delete!
You will be upgraded!
Don't Blink!
Hey! Who turned out the lights?
Binary binary binary
Don't be lasagna!
There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes
We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?
Never be cruel, never be cowardly
Hate is always foolish, and love is always wise
Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind
Bowties are cool!
Fezes are cool!
Stetsons are cool!
Rule 1: The Doctor lies
It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!
Are you my mummy?
Hello sweetie!
I waited for you...
I'm cold. I'm so cold...
I did my duty for Queen and country!
We are the future...
Excellent!
Upgrade in progress...
Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
Raxacoricofallapatorius!
Just this once, everybody lives!
They're made of plastic. Living plastic creatures!
Nice to meet you; run for your life!
Slightly psychic!
Is that a technical term, "jiggery pokery"?