vorp vorp
i am TARDIS 
Freshly produced by Teab02
i like fish fingers
you are lookin good today
EXTERMINATE
Beep Boop
Oh my giddy aunt!
Reverse the polarity!
Would you like a jelly baby?
Gallifrey Stands!
Fantastic!
Allons-y!
Geronimo!
Delete!
You will be upgraded!
Don't Blink!
Hey! Who turned out the lights?
Binary binary binary
Don't be lasagna!
There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes
We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?
Never be cruel, never be cowardly
Hate is always foolish, and love is always wise
Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind
Bowties are cool!
Fezes are cool!
Stetsons are cool!
Rule 1: The Doctor lies
It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!
Are you my mummy?
Hello sweetie!
I waited for you...
I'm cold. I'm so cold...
I did my duty for Queen and country!
We are the future...
Excellent!
Upgrade in progress...
Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
Raxacoricofallapatorius!
Just this once, everybody lives!
They're made of plastic. Living plastic creatures!
Nice to meet you; run for your life!
Slightly psychic!
Is that a technical term, "jiggery pokery"?
Fancy a week in ancient Mesopotamia?
Next time would it kill you to knock!?
I’ve had many faces, many lives
No more!
It’s nothing. It’s just a wolf
The interface is hot!
Stuck between a girl and a box. Story of your life, eh Doctor?
We’re gonna need a new horse!
Oi! You! Are you science-y?
I’ve always wanted to meet someone called Yes
Oops! I’m wearing sand shoes!
Fez incoming!
We made it! London 1965!
My legions are coming!
Time travellers are great. Like the best. Like, wow.
Baby butter for the baby scones
Stop making such a fuss. Never seen a TARDIS before?
Wait. Come 'ere, butterfly!
Ha-ha! Space babies!
There's no such thing as monsters, just creatures you haven't met yet
I've got a dog. He's called Fred
I thought it was non-diegetic
The One who Waits... is almost here!
The Kastarions are in the fog!
Kiss kiss
Dad to Dad, dust to dust
Look to your right, Lindy!
Oh, my Bridgerton!
Do you dream about being an ambulance?
Never yours again, Doctor! Never!
Kneel before the might of Sutekh!
