 (-: 
 ):< 
 *~* 
 -_- 
 727 
 >~<  
 ^o^ 
 D'oh! 
 KEK 
 NaN 
 OwO 
 RTFM 
 sus 
 UwU 
 ಠ_ಠ 
!emag eht er'uoy woN
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
"Autological" is!
#minecraftfarms
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(Another nonsense Trin intensifies)
...!
.party()!
/give @a hugs 64
0.35>1.0
0118-999-881-999-119-725... 3!
1% sugar!
1.21 JIGGAWATTS!?
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
100% pure!
12 herbs and spices!
12345 is a bad password!
12345, I've got the same combination on my luggage!
1337 101
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
150% hyperbole!
18 BARE METAL ROBOTS ON RAM RANCH
20 GOTO 10!
2JZ-swap it!
30% cut, now!
4815162342 lines of code!
50% chance of DOOM!
60% procedurally generated!
90% bug free!
90210!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
[insert navy seal copypasta]
[REDACTED]
[this splash text is now available]
A kick in the head!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
A shadowy flight!
A skeleton popped out!
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Absolutely no memes!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
African or European?
Age of Wonders is better!
Ahhhhhh!
AI generated villager houses!?
Albuquerque!
All inclusive!
All is full of love!
All rumors are true!
Also try BeamNG.Drive!
Also try Braid!
Also try Dungeons and Dragons!
Also try Garry's Mod!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Osu!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Pizza Tower!
Also try Pong!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try World of Goo!
Amish Paradise!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
An illusion! What are you hiding?
And my pickaxe!
Another day, another emerald!
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Are you my mummy?
As Fun As Crystallius's Advertising Was Forced
As seen on TV!
Ask your doctor!
Autonomous!
Awesome community!
Awesome game design right there!
Awesome!
Aww man!
Bad time intensifies.
Bad to the bone!
BAD WOLF
Battery Powered Vehicles!
Be anti-racist!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Best in class!
Better than doing Electrical tasks!
Better than IR.
Better than sliced bread!
Big Pointy Teeth!
Bigger than a bread box!
Bite my shiny java runtime!
Black lives matter!
Blimey... get a girlfriend, Jeff.
Blue warrior shot the food!
Board game version also available!
Boats FTW
BOOBS
Boots with the fur!
Brake frequently!
Bread is pain!
Bring it on!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Bring out your dead!
Bringing home the bacon!
British robots!
BTAF used to be good!
Buckets of lava!
Bushy eyebrows!
But can it calculate pi!?
But can it run Doom?
But that was when I ruled the world...
But you don't even like carbon lifeforms!
Buzzy Bees!
C. Gull, I don't feel so good...
Call an ambulance, but not for me!
Call it what you want!
Call your mother!
Can you feel my heart?
Can't stop!
Cannot into Kerfus ,>~~<
Casual gaming!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Change, my dear...
Check it out!
Check out the far lands!
Child's play!
Chuga Lug
Citizen sniiips!
Classy!
Closed source!
Cloud computing!
Cloudy with a chance of huvudroll!
Cogito ergo sum!
Collaborate and listen!
Come on, strike me down, Zeus!
Come visit Femerald at the Temple of OwO. She will be waiting for you.
Complex cellular automata!
Computer-televised!
Consummate V's!
Contains infinite genders!
Contains simulated goats!
Conventional!
Couch-Car: Just sittin' in the engine.
Couch-Car: Unlimited Power
Couch-Car: You know you want it.
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Cousin, let's go bowling!
Cow Tools!
Cowboy always knows where you are.
Create!
Croak team!
Cruising streets for gold!
Crystallius: 5 tones super convertible ultra luxury 8x8 biturbine offroading monster-truck pickup
Cursed Wheels
Cześć Polsko!
DAM is ran by an insane but yet somehow calm person
DAM Power & Strength
DAM son. Where'd you find this?
DAM Stricken-S1: LMFAO
DAM T601R: Denitiely not a fast Trabant
DAM T601R: You asked for it! *Blows own engine and tires to score a win*
DAM V-Series: Definitely not a 2005 Chevy Silverado 3500
DAM: We will have a car eventually.
Dare to be stupid!
Darth Vader's bathroom!
DELETED!
Diamond Vehicle Corporation is ran by furries
Diamond Vehicle Corporation: By Furries, For Furries
Did it break? If so, then blame Egglanoir.
Did you make sure that the reverse gear is selected instead of drive while backing out of a garage?
Did you put it in REVERSE instead of DRIVE while backing out!?
Did you remember to set the parking brake?
Diggy diggy hole!
Dipped pizza in milk?
DLVD: Making piston parks since 2019 *Crashes another car and another explosion follows*
Do it all the time!
Do it all, everything!
Do not distribute!
Do you want to join my server?
Does barrel rolls!
does not compute
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Don't bother with the clones!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
Don't forget to pet Grim!
Don't get eaten by a grue...
Don't go to ThePlushTux's base, it's heavily polluted.
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Don't piss off Aunuli
Don't piss off Emerald Lee Tiger
Don't touch my car!
Don't trust Ferris with vehicles...
Don't worry, be happy!
Donkey!
Don’t touch your face!
doot doot
Double buffered!
Double triple dog dare you!
Down to business!
Drive it til' it dies!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Dungeon!
DungeonQuest is unfair!
DVC D-Series: Definitely not a square-body Chevy
DVC Fox 601: Definitely not a Trabant.
DVC Makes tough vehicles. They're tougher than *Diamonds*
DVC Quality and Reliability
DVC Small Block Engines: 'Ode to the Chevy Small Blocks
DVC Small Block Engines: Definitely not Chevy small block engines
DVC: Can't forget the D.
DVC: Vehicles that will last a lifetime
Déjà vu!
Edit is a name!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Electric swap it!
Engage!
Enhanced!
Envision! Create! Share!
Eple (original edit)!
Euclidian!
Ever wonder if it's all for you?
Everybody do the flop!
Everybody do the Leif!
Everybody wants to rule the world!
Excitement!
Exclusive!
Exemplary!
Exploding creepers!
Exquisite!
Exterminate!
Extra things!
Extraterrestrial!
Fabulous graphics!
Falling off cliffs!
Falling with style!
Fan fiction!
Fantasy!
Fat free!
Feature packed!
Featuring updated audio drivers!
Feel Good!
Felicitations malefactors!
FEMBOYS!
Finally complete!
Finally with ladders!
Find your claw!
Finger-licking!
Flashing letters!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Flaxkikare!
FLEENSTONES!?
Flower forest TM perfume
Fnord!
Follow the train, CJ!
Four pixels.
Freaky!
Free ball-peen hammer for every 27th crash!
Free dental!
From free range developers!
From the streets of Södermalm!
Full of stars!
Funk soul brother!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Gargamel plays it!
Gasp!
General Kenobi!
Geronimo!
get got
Get NaNed!
Get to the coppah!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Give Egglanoir power, and with it, he breaks the world
Give me something more for my wild imagination!
Give us Gordon!
GNU Terry Pratchett
Go build a cabinet!
Go to the dentist!
Gobig: 5 tones 10x10 ultra luxury offroading biturbine pickup
Gobig: Or go home
Google anlyticsed!
Got your nose!
GOTY!
Gram Gram!
GRAND DAD?
Greetings from TCGAD!
Greetings from the Diamond Republic!
Guaranteed to make more paperclips!
Guaranteed!
haha big brain go brr
Haha, LOL!
Haley loves Elan!
Hampsterdance!
Han shot first!
Hang out with your friends online!
Hard to label!
Harvey Wallbanger!?
Has an ending!
Hassan chop!
Hat Fridays!
Haunted!
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Heart-stopping quality! 
Hello Gordon!
Hello there.
Helo Cymru!
Hemi-swap it!
Herobrine is real!?
Herregud!
Hey there, hot stuff!
HI MOON
Hit it with a big stick!
Holy cow, man!
Home-made!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Hotter than the sun!
HURNERJSGER?
Hydrogen doesn't work well on a large scale.
I already did!
I AM BULLETPROOF, AHAHAHA!
I AM IN YOUR WALLS!!
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate's car.
I can't fly this!
I don't much like the tone of your voice.
I don't wanna go...
I HATE HEAT SEEKING MISSILES I HATE EXPLOSIVE MG AMMO!!
I have a suggestion.
I HAVE NO IDEA!
I have no idea!
I have yet to see one that can outsmart boolet.
I miss ADOM!
I need more context.
I NEED TIPI
I ran so far away!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
I see your vocabulary has improved!
I think I'd prefer to stay inside.
I want that hat!
I'll fix your wagon...
I'm glad you're here!
idspispopd!
if not ok then return end
If you want it, you can have it!
Immersive Vehicles?  I thought this was IV...
In a Horse Pale
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
In case it isn't obvious, vehicles are players.
Indev!
Indie!
Information wants to be free!
Ingots!
Inspirational!
Internet enabled!
Invisible Wheel (DO NOT USE!)
Is that Fish Jenga?
It came from space.
It just works.
It swings, it jives!
It's a game!
It's bigger on the inside!
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
It's finished!
It's groundbreaking!
It's here!
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
It's not what it looks like!
It's over 9000!
It's smaller on the outside!
IV stands for "Meet the Spy"
IV: Defying the laws of Minecraft since 2018.
IVV: Built Atlas Tough
IVV: I added more than stickers!!!
IVV: We can't model, but can cook one hell of a JSON
Jag känner en bot!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Java 16 + 1 = 17!
Javalicious edition
Jeb has amazing hair!
Jim's Base on TRAIN CLassic is not OSHA Approved
Joel is neat!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Just another LS Devotee!
Just this once, everybody lives!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Kapitan!
Keyboard compatible!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Kick it root down!
Kid named Java Runtime Environment
Kif, bring me a more intriguing splash quote.
Kifflom!
Kind of dragon free!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Kiss the sky!
Knock it up a notch!
Knock knock!
l33t!
Landing - You can always go around!
Larger than Earth!
laura cute
Learn about allyship!
Leg so hot, you fry an egg!
Legal in Finland!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
Lessons of the KFC Machine: Never give Egglanoir lasers
Let our battle's begin!
Let's danec!
Leveraging synergy!
Libraries are awesome!
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY, I MISSED THE REST STOP LONG AGOO~
life is spoon, i am fork
Like a glove!
Limited edition!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Livestreamed!
lol internet
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
Look, a shooting star!
Lots of truthiness!
Loved by millions!
LS-swap it!
Macroscopic!
Made by "real" people!
Made by Jeb!
Made in Sweden!
Made with lave!
Make me a table, a funky table!
MAP11 has two names!
Matt Damon!
May contain nuts!
May contain traces of citrus!
Meeting expectations!
Menger sponge!
Miata Is Always The Answer
michael, just kidding, michael prank
Millions of peaches!
Minecraft Is Always The Answer
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Minecraft!
MINECRAFT? (NOT CLICKBAIT!) (20XX)
Minors welcome!
missingno
MMM: Needs some updates
Mmmph, mmph!
Moderately attractive!
Monster infighting!
More addictive than lemonade!
More Digital!
More polygons!
More than 500 sold!
Moskau, there is a burning fire, that never will expire, deep in your soul.
Music by C418!
Music by Kevin MacLeod!?
Music by Lena Raine!
My body's tired of traffic, and my heart don't wish to roam!
My future is coming on...
My life for Aiur!
My name is Minecraft. You killed my parrot, prepare to die.
Never dig down!
Nice to meet you!
NO LOAFING!
No, it isn't!
Noone will ever know!
Nooooooooooooo!
Not as cool as Doctor Who!
Not as cool as Evel Knievel!
Not as cool as Knight Rider!
Not as cool as Spock!
Not linear!
Not on steam!
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
Now in 3D!
Now Java 8!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Now supports åäö!
Now with 50% fewer randomly exploding cars!
Now with additional stuff!
Now with difficulty!
Now with extra hugs!
Now With Multiplayer!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Now you're doin' the sponge!
NP is not in P!
nyeetbzzt
Octagonal!
Oh man!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Oh, one more thing...
OICU812!
Omnipotent!
On holiday!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
One miner can craft a difference!
One of a kind!
Ooh ee ooh ah ah
OpenGL 2.1 (if supported)!
OR IS IT?
Ou wah ah ah uh
OwO, what's this? Notices your DVC.
OwO, what's this? Notices your IVV.
OwO, what's this? Notices your Trin.
Papers, please!
PC gaming since 1873!
Peter Griffin!
Ph1lza had a good run!
Phobos anomaly!
Pie flavor.
Ping the human!
Piston Powered Vehicles!
Pixels!
Place ALL the blocks!
Plant a tree!
Plant-based light sources!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get IV
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Played by cowboys!
Played by priests!
pls rt
Plz reply to my tweet!
Pneumatic!
Polynomial!
PREEEEOW
Preganenant!!?!?!??
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Pretty scary!
Pretty!
Pumpa kungen!
Pumpkinhead!
Punching wood!
Put a little fence around it!
Put that cookie down!
Ra-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma Barker!
Radostin is the best insurance moneymaker!
Rainbow turtle?
Random crits are fair and balanced!
Random splash!
Rawr >w<
Rawr XD
Read more books!
Redeem at your local grocery store!
Redstone in my peanut butter!
Reference implementation!
Regional resources!
Replaced blood with molten cheese?
Replaced engine oil with honey?
Replaced honey with engine oil?
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Representing Edsbyn!
Reticulating splines!
Reverse the polarity of the redstone flow!
RIBBIT!
Ride the pig!
Rise from your grave!
Rita is the new top dog!
Roll out!
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Run, coward! I hunger!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Save the world – stay inside!
Scary!
Scientific!
Scronkalicious
See you next Friday or so!
Seecret Friday update!
Sensational!
Shabadoo!
Shop for your elders!
Should not be played while driving
Should only be played while driving if juggling
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Singleplayer!
skibidi bop mm dada
Slam Bam, thank you Ma'am!
Sleepyhead!
Slow acting portals!
Slow car fast!
Smokin'!
So fresh, so clean!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Soap and water!
Something funny!
Something's not quite right...
Sounds fun, if you know what I mean (;
Spaceballs: The Minecraft Mod!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Spiders everywhere!
spingles spangled
sqrt(-1) love you!
Stand up for equality in your community!
Stay a while and listen!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Stay with me!
STINKY CHEESE
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
Stop, hammertime!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Sublime!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Support local businesses!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Sure you can take off, but can you LAND the plane?
Sure, you drift well on a flat world, but what about in a city?
Sure, you drive well on a flat world, but what about offroading?
Sure, you fly well on a flat world, but what about through an elytra course? 
Survive!
Swanky!
Sweet dreams are made of this!
SWM forever!
Swords for everyone!
Synecdoche!
T'is just a flesh wound.
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Take frequent breaks!
Take her pillow!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Take this!
Technically good!
Technoblade never dies!
Technologic!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Tell your friends!
Terrestrial!
Testificates!
Thank you for the fish!
That machine, though...
That's no moon!
That's Numberwang!
That's super!
That's tall in dog years!
The bee's knees!
The Couch-Car is technically a "luxury" vehicle.
The creeper is a spy!
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
The KFC Machine: A massive chicken/mob cooker turned Mekanism laser array
The KFC Machine: Can kill the wither in an instant
The sky is the limit!
The snowman's plunder is nice and chilly!
The sum of its parts!
The system is down!
The true meaning of covfefe
Thematic!
There are approximately 36 Emerald Tiger sized and shaped dents in the walls of the Temple of OwO.
There is no spoon...
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
They forgot the onions...
They've breached containment!
This is good for Realms.
This is Mine, Mr. Craft!
THIS IS MINECRAFT
This is my true form!
This is your chance to be a [[CRAFT SHOT]]
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
This text does nothing useful
This text has a minor chance of appearing based on 785 other lines as well as the current time in nanoseconds!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Thousands of colors!
Throw a blanket over it!
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Tip your waiter!
To shreds you say?
Tock by tick!
Today was a good day!
Tomorrow comes today!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
Treatment for your rash!
Trin Powah!
Truly gone fishing!
Try it!
Try the mushroom stew!
Try the Nether!
Turing complete!
Twittered about!
Two trucks
Tyrion would love it!
Ultimate edition!
umop-apisdn!
Undefeated!
Une baguette!
Uninflammable!
Up with bubbles, down with magma!
Uses LWJGL!
Uwaa~
UwU Trin...
Vanilla!
vashkmat update when
Verlet intregration!
Very fun!
Very influential in its circle!
Vote for net neutrality!
Walk tall, walk proud, walk far!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Wash your hands!
Water bottle!
Water proof!
We're not aiming for the truck!
Welcome to your Doom!
Well, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air...
What are you doing in my base!?
What do you expect?
What's cookin', good lookin'?
What's the question?
What's up, Doc?
Wheels sold separately.
When can we get a Couch Plane?
When worlds collide!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Where women glow and men thunder!
Where's your passport?
Who can it be now?
Who let the frogs out?
Who put it there?
Who's been drawing Richard Trickle?
Who's dog is that?
Whoa, dude!
Why many word when few do trick?
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff!
Woah.
Woo, /v/!
Woo, 2pp!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, planetminecraft!
Woo, r/mtstoolbox!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Wow!
Yaaay!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
Yee haw!
Yes, it is!
Yes, sir!
You are valid!
You are welcome here!
You can drive me... >w<
You can't explain that!
You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them!
You have to buy one if you wanna get one free!
You too!
You're a Bottom!
You're a Top!
You're going too fast!
You're going too slow!
You're safe with us!
You've got a brand new key!
Your gender is valid!
Zamn
Zoglin!?
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